Instead of a traditional V-Day card with cherubs or cherub-cheeked children, I thought I'd share some of my favorite Mae West quotes.
-A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
-Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
-Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
-I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
-I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
-I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
-Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
-Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
-Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Have a happy, sassy Valentine's Day!